This image is inspired by two signs, that I saw at a Church, while I was visiting New York City. I substituted a fictitious church as the setting, though, as not to disrespect the owners of the original house of prayer. I just found the context completely hilarious.

The sign on the left wall reads:
Yonder is the gate of Heaven
Enter ye all by this door.

The sign on the door reads:
This door is kept locked because of draft. Please use the other door.